Here is a simple flowchart for you to follow to help you in your relationships in life.

Problem: My girlfriend is crazy.

Solution:
1) all women are crazy. Determine how crazy your woman is. use this friendly scale to determine her insanity level
1 – angelina jolie
10 – lorena bobbet

If she’s closer to angelina jolie who only cuts herself and cary’s viles of blood on herself, you’ve found a good one.

If she cuts off your penis and throws it into a field you have a bad one.

The lower she is on the scale the longer you can hang out with her.

2) bang her until she cuts off your dick and throws it into a field.

Now, this view may seem somewhat misogonistic so let me say that there are in fact women in this world who are not crazy, but you’ll never be lucky enough to find one. But they are out there (and they’re mostly short and redheaded).

🙂

Everyone and their dog will have something about 9/11 in their blog today I guess, so why should I be any different?

I hate 9/11, but not for the reasons most of you hate it.  I hate the memory of it, because it takes a time in my life where I was in the middle of making probably one of the most spectacular business errors of my career in the adult industry.  That date will forever connect me to a time, a place, and a person who turned out to be a massive negative influence in much I did for about a 3 year stretch.

I arrived in Las Vegas early (about midnight or 1 am) Vegas time on 9/11.  That’s right, I got off a plane about 5 and half hours before the first plane hit.  I will always remember the exact words that were used to wake me up, just after the second plane had hit.  “you are probably going to want to see this”.  Not that long after, the towers came down.  It was a truly sad day.   For me, it is sort of a weird thing, because as I said, the event and the annual press hoopla puts me back into a place and time that I now realize was the very shit end of a very stupid will goose chase.

So for me, 9/11 will forever be tied not only to terrorism, death, Bin Ladin, and all that came with it, but with a series of truly dumb business decisions.

All that being said, please take a few minutes out of your day today to think about the thousands of people who died, were injured, or who lost family and friends as a result of this attack. Take a moment to mourn the loss of innocence that the US experienced as a result of this event, and take a moment to remember all the freedom and lightheartedness that has been lost as a result of these attacks.   We will never travel the world the same way, we will never be at peace in our travels, and we will forever look at airplanes and air travel in a different way.

When you get tired of having a mopey ass time thinking about all that horrible stuff, take a break and fire up a nice live chat room and chat with a nice hot babe (or two) and have a good time.  Click here and go live now and relax!

wow this is disturbing:

As Yogi Berra said, “It’s like Deja Vu, all over again”.  The Jeep Liberty is one of the weirder driving experiences you will ever have… Set the wayback machine for 1970!

Here’s the deal.  I have about 350 miles to drive, and the vehicle of choice for this trip is a Jeep Liberty, pretty much right down to the color a match for the picture here.  4 wheel drive and all, not really important for this clear day and flat run down the highway, but a clear feature and right there.  It includes a low range, this is a Jeep and it will go off road with the best of them.

Anyway, I hop in bright and early in the morning, and head down the road.  within 3 minutes, my back is screaming in pain.  The seating position is horrid!  The only adjustments are seatback angle and forwards and backwards, and with much effort, I was able to find a position that didn’t feel like a torture rack.  Make not mistake, these are not the good seats.  It feels like 1970.

The seats aren’t the only reminder of this way back design layout.  The roof feels low.  The seat feels high.  The windshield seems small.  The doors are narrow.  The door glass is particularly narrow and short, a result of combining the low roof with the high beltline and the large metal wrap area on the doors.  These windows are pretty much a dead match for a 1980 or so cherokee.

Around the interior you will find Chrylser corporate bits all around, heating, radio, and pretty much every control is 100% corporate parts bin stuff.  Not that it is a bad thing but the interior as a result is pretty much generic Chryco stuff.  The cup holders are decent, but poorly placed at the back of the center console, where you have to take your eyes off the road and look down to pick up or drop off your beverage of choice.  The radio sounds okay, and everything else pretty much seems to be about right, in the functional sort of a way.

The really weird thing is the feeling I got of vertical.  Everything in this truck is up and down and narrow.  There is very much space in the front seats, but the distance to the windsheild feels a bit short (and it is, touching the glass while in a driving position isn’t much of a stretch, there is maybe only 3 inches from the edge of the dashboard to the glass).  Because you are sitting pretty straight up, you sort of tower over the interior, which adds to their weird feeling.

Rear seats have the same feeling, but legroom is generous as a result, because you tend to sit like a school chair, not sprawled out like some cars.  Comfort back there isn’t any better than the fronts, and the only inclining these seats do is to lay down to extend the cargo area.  That Cargo area is a little shorter than you might want, considering that it is a truck.  The rear overhang is quite short, which is a good thing.

The whole driving feel of this truck is vintage Cherokee Cheif as well.  Rear wheel drive combined with a compliant off road acceptable suspension means that there is a fair bit of movement.  In fact, there is enough play that you can wiggle the wheel back and forth slightly at highway speed and make the body of the truck dance without having the truck do anything but stay straight.   This is guaranteed to get your co-pilots and passengers slapping you in the head, as they will be sea sick within seconds.

Overall, unless you are really, really caught on the idea of major offroading, I would say that there are any other number of mini-utes on the market that would outdoor this truck, including the RAV4 and such…   It isn’t a horrible vehicle, but not one I would see myself buying as primary transport.

Been spending a little time with my friend Talia. She is one of those friends that is fun to be around but hard to plan anything with.

She lives on the other side of town which makes it difficult to do things with. I guess this is the reason I spend so much time with my neighbor up the street is we are so close by and both of us have a lot of free time on our hands.

Plumber came out Friday because none of my drains were draining. He put the roto thing down my main drain but was unable to completely clear it and it looks like I have sand getting in the main drain which might mean a pipe has cracked underground. They are coming back on Tuesday to put a video camera down the pipe to see what’s up. Just I wanted to spend a bunch of money of this month.

Returned to the gym yesterday for the first time since being sick. I’m still very weak from this but felling good.

Planning on hitting the malls and feeding the economy this afternoon. Other then that just some errands to run. Still haven’t made any plans for this evening but my neighbor mentioned hitting the strip clubs so maybe naked woman jiggling is on tonight’s agenda.

One of the very painful parts about running a website is selecting a host for your site. For those of you who are not techie, that means selecting the company who provides the computer connected to the internet where your website actually lives. While I am based in Montreal, my webservers have been located in Atlanta, Ga. for the last 6 years. That is about to change, and that is a great and scary thing.

The scary part is that the underside of a website for the most part is a ton of fairly complex plumbing and combative code. If you ever saw the movie Brazil, you have seen what the internet looks like. Under the shiny and pretty exterior is the code of hundreds of different people running over equipment made by different people over wires owned by all sorts of people to computers that are all different in their own way.

Every server is different. Even if you build two identical boxes right side by side, and load the same exact software on them, the moment you flip the switch and start building a website, they are different and they will never again be the same.

So over the next couple of weeks, I will be (theoretically) pulling the tent poles out from under hundreds of websites and putting them back up in another place, hopefully entirely invisibly and hopefully without disturbing your enjoyment.   It is the electronic equivialant of the spinning plates routine at the circus, where you try to keep all the plates spinning and not having any of them fall.  The move isn’t far in theory (the sites are going to be served from what is known as the “NAP of the Americas”, a well connected and super strong facility in Florida.  This will improve the speed at which the sites can be seen in Europe, South America, and Asia as this is a major switching hub for all of those areas as they enter in the US.  Effectively, I have moved everything a couple of steps closer to you.

It will take a few days, that is for sure, and everything is slowly getting set up and things are looking good.  Hopefully things will move without a blink… here is to hoping!

i know this isnt porn? but its almost, cause candy is sexy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIOE0MR99oM

Well, the last couple of weeks have been pretty weird here at porn headquarters. Summer is always a little weird in the online porn mongering world because summetime tends to drive people outdoors to enjoy the nice weather. People take vacations, spend time with their families, and generally do things that don’t include curling up in their den with the latest Tawnee Stone – Jordan Capri lesbian sex adventure. Overall visitors to porn sites drop, and more importantly for those of use who do this “commercially” people are less prone to purchase memberships and whatnot. Our industry calls it the “summer slump”, and I just call it a weird time of the year.

Unlike many people in the biz, I don’t take summer off. Rather, summer is a time when I look at all the stuff I have done in the previous while and see what the heck I want to be doing with it in the future. My company owns about 1000 internet domain names, so there is much to look at (if I spend 5 minutes on each domain, that would take 4 days if I didn’t take a break, and about 2 weeks on a regular 8 hour day. But 5 minutes really isn’t much time at all (this message might take 20 minutes for me to write) so you can imagine that there are some corners of the empire that just don’t get visited all that often.

Internet domain names aren’t really owned as much as leased on a yearly basis. In the case of my domain portfolio, about 50% of all the domains I own expire in august and september each year. As a result, this month in particular is a big time for me to be looking at all the things I own and make sure that they make sense to keep. I have probably pared down the list by about 50 or 60 domains this year, as things have gone out of style or I have lost interest in working on those things.

Other companies also step up and get busy this time of year, and I have had someone recently purchase a domain from me for a pretty good price ($x,xxx), which I think is a good deal for them as well as me. I wasn’t doing as much with it as I could have, I am sure they will develop it better that I did, and I still took home probably 10 -15 times yearly earnings that I was getting from it, so it is all good for everyone involved.

Anyway, so in the process of going through all that stuff I find really interesting sites that I had forgotten I had made. Such as my collection of Real Peachez galleries or Teen Topanga promo videos… plus some real junk I am honestly too shy to share with you, safe to say it has been added to the list of things to fix! It’s fun to do this sort of stuff.

Anyway, all this just to say if I happen to be a little slack on the posting here, it is because I am trying to get that 5 minutes for each domain, to make the porn better for your enjoyment! In the meantime, enjoy the summer

I am working on another site… seems like all I am doing these days is working on new ideas! It is a very interesting time in my life in many ways as a result, as I am branching out into areas I have never considered before. Thus, I am working on (but haven’t really officially opened) my first babe blog. Basically, it is just hot girls, links to hot galleries and stuff, very direct and simple… very visual, not at all wordy like this stupid blog

Babe Company is looking to have a pretty good collection going. I am working to add a couple of new ones each day, but the longer term goal is 10 – 20 new babes / babe galleries every day for your enjoyment, plus a ton of great links and stuff to babes, galleries, and other sites that share a common interest in truly hot babes. No huge writeups or shit, just hot fucking girls! Click here and check it out!

Little Tit Site features a hot a rare item… a sexy red head with a hot body and very sexy tiny tits. Sadie is a hotty, click here for tiny tits redhead!

I also added some hot new links over at Project Pussy Lesbians… including two big titty girls… including Faith from In Bed with Faith… if you have big tit lesbian fantasies… click here!

More to come… stay tuned to this bat channel!

here is a nice list of women from the 1980’s (from supergirl, to bond girls) with before and after pictures.

so you can see just how devestating father time can be even with the money and geographical convenience of being part of the cosmetic surgery capital of the world.

now imagine what your poor ass wife is gonna look like in 25 years :p

Women from the 80’s