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Aunt Nellie

“Clean your plate, Walt,” Aunt Nellie admonished her eighteen year old nephew, “we don’t want to waste food, there are starving children all over the world who would give anything for your left overs!” “Yes, Auntie,” Walt dutifully replied, as he scooped up a last bite of mashed potatoes and gravy with a half a slice of rye bread. “That’s a good boy,” she commented, as she cleared away the dinner dishes from the kitchen table, “wash or wipe she asked,” while filling the sink with soapy dishwater!?!” “Uuh, wipe,” he replied, as he picked up the dish towel while waiting for the first clean dish to be placed in the drip rack. The two of them did the dishes in silence, until when they were about half way through, Aunt Nellie nonchalantly mentioned, “I found your magazines when I dusted under your bed today, do you think that those are the type of magazines a boy of your age should be reading!?!” Walt turned a bright shade of red and fumbled to find the proper words to answer his aunt! A bemused smile crept across her face as she watched her nephew twist in the wind, and for the next several minutes she let him stew in his embarrassment until she continued on, “Well, I guess a boy your age would just naturally show an interest in sex, but I’m not to sure that those skin magazines are the best way to go about it!!!” “Have you ever seen a girl naked before,” she asked in all seriousness!?! “No,” he whispered, “I haven’t!” “All done,” she intoned, “as she handed the last glass to Walt for drying, “let’s go into the living room and talk about this a little further!”

The two of them sat down on the sofa and Aunt Nellie began by reaching down and picking up one of Walt’s magazines and asking, “Do these pictures excite you,” while flipping through the myriad of pages that displayed naked women?!? Walt couldn’t believe this was happening to him, he was totally mortified that his aunt had found his stash of magazines, but to sit here and have to look at them with her, well it was just too much!!! He was snapped back to reality when she repeated her question, “Do these pictures excite you!?!” “I don’t know,” he fairly whispered, “I just like looking at them!” “Hmmmmmm,” she hummed, “do you get an erection when you see pictures like this one!?!” “Walt stared at the photo of a young woman who was lying back on her bed with her legs spread wide apart, which of course offered a perfect view of her young hairy vagina! “I’d think a picture like this would give any young man an erection,” his aunt commented, “am I right about that, Walt?!?” Walt made an audible gulp and merely nodded his head in the affirmative! “I was sure of it,” she went on, “males are very visual in their sexuality, and a fine young girl like this would give any man an erection, I’d have been shocked if you hadn’t gotten one!!!” “I want you to do something for me,” she asked seriously, “come over here and stand in front of me!” Walt stood up and took his place in front of his aunt and wondered what she was up to, but in a short few seconds he was about to find out!!!

“Now,” she continued, “what we are going to do now must always stay just between you and me, okay!?!?” Still not sure what she was up to, Walt nodded his head and replied, “Of course Auntie, anything you say!!!” “Good,” she responded quickly, “now let me open up the front of your jeans!!!” Walt stood frozen in front of his aunt as her fingers undid his belt, button, and zipper, and with on fast motion she jerked down his pants, leaving only his briefs between his private parts and his aunt!!! An out line of an erect cock stood out clearly inside his shorts, and Aunt Nellie reached out and gently caressed the young organ through the thin material and commented, “My oh my, Walt, you have a very hard erection, do you always get like this when you look at your dirty pictures!?!” In a shaky voice Walt replied, “Always, Auntie, when ever I see those pictures I get had just like this!!!” “Very good,” she answered back, “it’s important that a young man like you gets properly erect when he sees a pretty naked young girl, it shows that his penis is functioning quite correctly, here, let me take these off you, I must see it for myself to make sure that it’s okay!!!” “Oh, dear,” she gasped when it popped into view, “what an absolutely beautiful erection, I see that you’ve been circumcised!!!” “Is that good,”he asked!?! “Well,”she replied, “there are of course some women who would rather have their men uncut, but most of us love seeing our man’s penis with its head always exposed, whether it’s either in its hard or soft state, and another thing, for your age, you have a very large organ, almost seven inches I’d estimate, it’s very nice indeed!!!” “What I’m going to do next is just a test, to check your reflexes, so don’t be alarmed, I won’t hurt you,” she said!

Walt looked down at his aunt, and much to his utter surprise and delight, she leaned forward and took the head of his penis into her mouth and began sucking on it!!! “Oh gosh,” he moaned, “that feels wonderful!!!” Aunt Nellie let his cock slip from her mouth just long enough to ask, “Is it better than using your hand on it!?!” “Oh, yes,” he moaned louder, “so much better, your mouth is so warm and wet!!!” Aunt Nellie held Walt’s pecker with one hand, while cupping his tight balls with the other, and wasn’t the least bit surprised when he erupted, because just seconds before she felt his nut sack tighten up in anticipation of emptying its cum down the long shaft and into her hungry mouth!!! Being as he was so young, he was also just full of cum, and it was all Nellie could do to swallow every drop! After it was over, Nellie cleaned the still hard penis of every last trace of cum, reveling in the excitement of having such a nice hard young cock for her very own!!! Looking up to the boy, she said, “As you get older and have more women, you will find that most if not all of them will quickly become addicted to your hard penis and pretty much do what ever you tell them to do!!!” “Did you love Uncle Hank’s penis,” asked Walt!?! Nellie got a far away look in her eyes and replied, “Oh yes, Walt, your uncle had a magnificent cock, almost nine inches long and as thick as your wrist!!!” “Wow,” Walt said reverently, “I hope that mine gets that big someday!!!” Aunt Nellie just laughed, leaned over and gave Walt’s pecker another kiss and answered, “Don’t worry about that now, you have plenty of time to grow up, but from now on, I’ll take care of your hardon when ever you need it, okay!?!” “Okay,” Walt answered enthusiastically, “okay!!!”

Flying Bra Causes Highway Crash

It look likes bra’s can cause some serious damage :)  

KENTUCKY — Emily Davis was just having a little fun when she decided it would be a good idea to remove her bra and slip it around her friend’s car antenna. Her friend Tabitha Adams, clearly showing better judgment, disagreed — but since she was driving the car, she couldn’t do much about it.

The car with the two 17-year-old girls wasn’t driving down just any roadway, though. They were hauling ass down the popular Interstate 75 when Davis’ bra disengaged itself from the antenna and took wing into the air.

Unfortunately for Davis, who faces littering charged due to all the chaos and confusion — not to mention pain and suffering — caused by her underwire misadventure, the bra did not come to rest along the shoulder of the freeway.

Instead, the Bowling Green, KY teen’s brassier headed for the windshield of James Campbell’s vehicle. The 37-year-old Campbell, swerving to avoid the lingerie item, sustained a broken vertebra in his neck when his vehicle flipped several times. His passenger, 40-year-old Jeff Long, received several broken ribs.

According to the girls, the two men were gesturing at them in an attempt to get them to flash their breasts. Unsurprisingly, the men insist otherwise.

The girl’s friend, Tabitha Adams, 17, of Bowling Green, KY said she told Davis not to hang her bra outside because she knew it would fly away, according to the report.

Atkins said no other charges were expected.

Source: Ynot.com

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