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These ain’t no Pussycat Dolls!

Like the South Korean people don’t have enough to worry about with North Korean as a neighbor, now their own government is trying to restrict their god-given right to have sex with a rubber doll.
Here’s the deal. In SK you can rent what’s called a “doll experience room” for an hour for just over $26 […]

Emily Doll

emily dollOne of the best things about keeping a blog like this is that I get to spend some of my time each day cruising around looking for hot and fresh models to show off… and doubly so when I find a girl like Emily Doll.

Emily Doll is a cute and sweet 18 year old from the south east coast, a real beach girl that loves to wear tiny bikinis and turn on the boys. I can just imagine her on the beach in a place like Daytona, with a teeny tiny little thong on giving all the boys major league hard-ons. She has that nice and round almost baby fat look that is really nice and pleasing to the eye, and her tits are just wonderful! They are about as big as I could ever want, and her nipples and wonderful and pointy when they are hard, I just want to flap a lip over them and watch her shiver.

Her site is packed with pics and videos of Emily posing alone, out in public, and with some of her sexy girlfriends for some hot adventures. She is still learning about her sexuality, and I find her fresh innocence about how much she might turn you on refreshing. This is no teen slut here, just a sweet girl that is still amazed by seeing the boners come up when she wears a short skirt.

Click here to check out Emily Doll’s free gallery.

You can find some more galleries and more info about Emily Doll at Porniki… click here!

Swamped

I’ve been horribly swamped this week.  Let’s see what can I drop on you, oh yeah I finished a new Jasmine Byrne section on Depraved Pornstars.  She’s such a good little whore.

Bunch of drama this week that I’m sick of thinking about so I’ll pop some Xanax and some red wine and I’ll pretend the week never happened.  Well most of the week at any rate.

I ran into Simon this week who couldn’t believe that I haven’t written about his sexcapades in quite a while.  I’m ashamed of myself…almost.  Ok, so what’s his latest adventure, oh yes I remember.

So apparently Simon fucked four different whores within 24 hours sans condom.  But it gets worse, because there is not one shower between any of those liaisons, not even a whores-bath or cleaning himself with some baby wipes.  Classy!

But before you think he’s some kind of perverted god, it should be noted that he only came once.  Oh, but as a counterpoint to that I don’t think he even knows two of the girls names.  Oh well, that’s Simon for you.

Anyway, I need to make some loot so I’m off to sling some more porn.

Don’t forget to check out:

Depraved Pornstars – Jasmine Byrne

In case you didn’t know, the Internet is for Porn

For those who believe the Internet is for anything else, we present this video clip featuring some of the characters from World of Warcraft explaining exactly what the Internet is for.

“The Internet is for Porn” clip here is a parody of a song from Avenue Q, a Broadway musical featuring risqué songs about racism, […]

Crazy Koreans

To get around the prostition and sex laws in (South)Korea, one website and service is getting around the laws by using plastic… Plastic Dolls that is!

Korean punters have developed a taste for “doll experience rooms”, paying 25,000 won per hour….. …..for use of bed, computer, and pneumatic hussy.

Read more at The Register

Hmmm wouldn’t it just be easy to buy your own!! or get a life ! :)

DD

Witchdoctor gives bad sex advice

If you’re ever in Serbia and a witchdoctor tells you that having sex with a hedgehog will cure premature ejaculation, don’t fucking take his advice. Zoran Nikolovic believed the advice and wound up in the operating room when the hedgehog’s needles severely lacerated his dick.
The good news is that the hedgehog survived unhurt by […]

Pussy from Stormy Friday

nice teen pussyUsually when I am some nice fresh teen pussy to this site, I know something about the girl. A name, a place, something… but this time out we are running on pretty much anonymous pussy.

The gallery is called Alissa Pink Panties, so I am going to assume this is Alissa. Well, I can tell you without a doubt that she has a really nice tight pink pussy, that her pussy gets wet rather easily, and she has some really nice tits too!

The best part is that almost all of this gallery is shots of this hotty spreading her teen pussy for your enjoyment. Nice shots from all angles too, closed, open, front and back… and she has a lovely ass too that makes her pussy look even better! A nice hot teen pussy!

Click here to check out this nice teen pussy gallery!

Search Phrases For Spetember

I know it’s kinda late but here they are anyway.

  • hard nipples (exactly how hard?)
  • girls make me cum (I would hope so)
  • pov cum in her eyes (nice!)
  • list pornstars drugs (there is no database big enough to hold all of that data)
  • what pornstars are on cocaine and meth (see above)
  • jessica simpson’s tits (oh I wish I had pics of those)
  • meatholes blown out prolapse (ha, a sick fucker after my own heart)
  • sex depraved fuck sick shit (and I think that one pretty much perfectly describes all of my pornsites)