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Would you believe…

..that the actions of the guy in the story below have been repeated in New Zealand.. Twice!

A man twice broke into a neighbour’s house with the aim of using a computer to access internet pornography involving young girls.

The second time – after breaking in through the toilet window – he was found by police with pornography still on the screen.

Sheesh…. he must have been a little desperate….

DD

Can You Smell It?..

I just love this picture.  So much that I needed to blog about it.  I don’t really have much to say as the site involved isn’t really my thing.  But I guess anything whose essence is as depraved as this has a place on this depraved blog.

Anybody looking for ass licking porn should be interested in this gallery.  Oh shit, did I just give away the mystery behind this pic and ruin the illusion for you.  Oh well, I’ll try harder next time…

Smell That Ass

Smell The Magic

2257 records for the above image can be found here
http://www.mnpenterprises.com/producers/mnp_2257.html

Crystal Klein tiny tits

crystal klein has nice tiny titsScore another one guys for the natural sexy model / pornstar girls!

Sexy Crystal Klein is a totall hot model babe with a body and a face that can stop traffic.  Her smoking hot looks start with those amazing eyes… I love a girl with eyes that can stop you cold.  One look from here and you would be frozen on the spot!   Then maybe, just maybe, your eyes would wander down her lovely body and come to rest on those amazing little tits.  Nice, well formed, round and perky, her solid A cups are the things of dreams… you know she is all woman, without her having to have those big rubber uglies… VERY SEXY!

If you keep going down you will find a totally amazing ass, lovely legs, and a shaved and tight pussy that will make you drool!  She is a sexy babe for sure, and proof complete that you don’t have to have really big titties to be a sexy babe!  Tiny tits rule, and Crystal Klein has sexy tiny tits, that is for sure!

Click here to check out Crystal Klein’s tiny tits.

You can see more of Crystal and a ton more sexy babes and Twistys… click here! 

Don’t fuck with Little Johnny

I like Little Johnny stories, how about you? Here’s one that got me laughing this morning so I thought I’d pass is along. I hope you like it too:
Little Johnny is walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He comes up to the doorstep of the local whorehouse and […]

Rediculously Appropriate Lyric of the Moment…

Yeah! Ay!

Alright, so here is an incredibly rediculous rap lyric, yet I find it highly appropriate to accurately describe my skill set.  I hope that by just reading this post, it makes you just that much dumber…

“And me, Human Crack in the flesh
I’m the last of the best
One word to describe me (what), spectacular, YES!…”

Melissa Midwest’s public nudity problems

The photo to the right shows Melissa Midwest, the popular Internet star, holding her citation for public nudity. Last week she was sentenced to six months probation and 50 hours of community service for her conviction on that charge. She was facing up to eight months in jail or a $500 fine. (click photo to […]

Deckchair trapped testicles

Now this one made me laugh :) :

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

source: Ananova.com

Hanna tiny tits @ Wildtarts

hanna has very tiny titsI found a new site packed with tiny titty girls! Rejoice!

Wildtarts is a really great site that has girls from all over the world. The really aim for the 18 and 19 year old girls, and some early 20’s college coed types. As a result, many of the girls on this site are exactly the types you and I like: Lithe petite girls with sexy tiny tits.

Hanna here is a a great example. She is a really hot looking girl with a nice face and really intense eyes… and the rest of her matches up to her great looks. The best thing of course is those great tiny tits, both very full and quite petite. Sexy tiny tits, that is for sure.

Click here and check out Hanna’s hot gallery.

Wildtarts has a great collection of hot tiny tits girls. Click here for Wildtarts tiny tits girls!

Uh…Straight Depravity…

I don’t even know what to say about this next gallery I found other then it’s just filled with unspeakable depravity.  You know, if I think it is that depraved then it is way fucking depraved.  So if you’re looking for a gagging and gaping good time…then have I found a site for you.

For more insane action check out the Hellfire Sex Club

Rough Domination Sex

Came To Bring Da Pain