Fine As Wine

I have a fine babe for you today. Anna is a classy babe dressed in lingerie, with those smooth and silky thigh high nylons. There are lacy at the top and show off the top of sexy thighs. She slowly strips out of her shirt, only to tease you as she pulls on her thongs. Anna poses on top of the table in her sexy lingerie for you. No, she does not get naked but she sure does show some skin. Check out the ass on this lingerie babe, it is big and round. The way she poses giving, you a great shot of her ass, and legs in those smooth and silky nylons. You know how great her ass and tits look, it is up to your imagination on her pussy. She only gives you a peek at it, as she spreads those thongs off to the side a bit. With a face and body like that, you know it is a fine pussy under those thongs. Babes in lingerie and nylons always look good to me. And Anna and that fine ass of hers is no exception.

Babes wearing Smooth Silky Nylons

Kinky French Maid

Now this is a maid for you! Dressed in that sexy and sheer uniform, with the hat to match. I love the porn site GirlsNUniforms and once again, they did not disappoint me. This is one naughty maid featured here just the way I like them. She is the kind of maid I want to cum clean my house. She will do her job all right, but will also put on a show for you at the same time. While cleaning it looks like that, wine glass and bottle gave her some ideas of her own. She takes no time in sitting down and giving a great view, of those sexy sheer panties. In addition, check out that hairy pussy threw those panties; I love a hairy pussy like that. Then this chick in her maid uniform gets kinky, even better. As if the bottom of that wine glass worked into her pussy is not enough there is more. Seeing that bottle shoved in her ass is wild. Then she goes and fingers that hairy cunt while working the bottle in an out of her tight asshole. This slut in uniform has me holding my cock, a maid and a slut what a find!
Girls ‘n Uniforms Has Hotties In Uniforms

Witchdoctor gives bad sex advice

If you’re ever in Serbia and a witchdoctor tells you that having sex with a hedgehog will cure premature ejaculation, don’t fucking take his advice. Zoran Nikolovic believed the advice and wound up in the operating room when the hedgehog’s needles severely lacerated his dick.
The good news is that the hedgehog survived unhurt by […]

The day that YouTube became uncool.

You can mark today down in the history books.  Google has bought video giveaway site Youtube for a mind numbing 1.65 billion (story from cnn here), aquiring the 67 person company that wouldn’t know what a profitable business looked like if they were slapped in the face with it.

Some, such as Marketing Shift, suggest that Google, with it’s vast Adsense network or advertisers will be able to push things like pre-roll ads (those annoying commercials before a video) or otherwise crowd up the youtube space with more and more click for money ads.  (read their take here)  They can see some potential for Google to turn this into a money spinner.

Myself, I see some benefits for Google, specifically using up some of the storage and bandwidth in their new mega-storage facility they have been working on.  Their understanding of how to distribute through the net and provide good service is legendary.   It also gives them many millions of additional page views into their network, which certainly can help.

However, YouTube’s whole deal is being kewl and being somewhat on the edge of legality.  It isn’t unusual to find TV shows and other copyrighted material on the site, and some of the material goes from questionable to downright disgusting.  Think American’s Funniest Videos without the sound effects or the well places censor strips meets Jackass, and you are starting to get the idea.  Blogs link to this stuff, using YouTube’s inline system to display the videos right in the blog without sending the surfer anywhere, which is basically free bandwidth to show videos, but with no chance for youtube to make any income unless they start adding in pre-roll ads.

There is the rub.  Google will not be willing to allow it’s 1.65 billion dollar investment be a black hole of resources and time.  They are going to want return on investment, which is going to mean changes in the product and changes in the way things are done.  Pre-roll ads or other restrictions on material are going to create that sort of “not cool” feel about the place that will likely take away the edge, and turn it into just another popular online site.

Remember, you can tell your kids that you remember when YouTube was still cool.

Hysteria

Laura Edgar sat in Dr. Hughes’ waiting room with six other women who were either reading magazines, or dozing off. It was hot outside, about 95 degrees, and Dr. Hughes didn’t have one of those new fangled air cooling systems yet, just a big slow turning ceiling fan that seemed to only move around the already hot air. Miss Perkins, the receptionist, stood guard over the door leading to the doctor’s examining rooms, and from time to time she took phone calls making appointments with the doctor. Laura looked at the large clock on the waiting room wall and thought to herself, “Ten thirty, and I was supposed to be in by ten, why on earth do they always over book, they must think that we patients have nothing better to do than sit in waiting rooms!!!” Laura’s thoughts were abruptly interrupted when she heard Miss Perkins calling her name, “Laura, you can go in now, room number three on your left, take a seat and the doctor will be with you shortly.” Laura plopped down on the hard back chair in the corner and waited for Dr. Hughes to appear.

Laura was tapping her shoe on the floor and staring at the ceiling when Dr. Hughes swept into the room. The mid fifties physician picked up Laura’s chart and said in a soft voice, “Well, Laura, are we still having our usual problem?” Laura shifted in her chair and with her head hung down and her eyes on the floor replied, “I’m ashamed to admit it, but it’s actually gotten worse, and believe me I’ve tried not to think about it!!!” Dr. Hughes reached out and patted her on the shoulder and offered soothingly, “Dear it’s the 1920’s, and we have ways of treating your problem, there’s nothing to be ashamed of, a lot of women are in the same boat as you are!!!” Laura felt a little better after hearing Dr. Hughes placating remarks, and she dried her eyes and waited for further instructions, while the doctor went to the door and called his nurse in for assistance. Helen Ames, RN, entered the examining room and set up the necessary equipment for Laura’s treatment while Dr. Hughes motioned to Laura to go behind the screen and remove her skirt, stockings, and panties. When she was naked from the waist down, Laura hopped up on the examining table and laid down with her legs slightly spread, and the doctor turned on and over head light and adjusted it so that it was pointing directly at Laura’s vagina. Dr. Hughes leaned over and gave her crotch a cursory optical exam, and then with his fingers he began probing the young woman’s opening, feeling up and down the length of her crack, taking extra time to check out her clitoris!!!

When ever the doctor performed this exam, Laura couldn’t help but push her vagina hard into his hand, she knew it was wrong, but she couldn’t help herself! “It’s worse than usual Miss Ames, her clitoris is definitely distended and erect, a classic case of hysteria, here feel for yourself,” he ordered! Nurse Ames let her fingers slide into Laura’s vagina where upon she let them roam all over her crack until she finally settled on her clitoris! Laura clenched her teeth, trying not to make a sound, but as Nurse Ames fingered and probed her vagina, she couldn’t help but let out a long low moan! Both the doctor and nurse looked at each other, shook their heads, and decided on a course of treatment. “Laura,” the doctor intoned, “it is going to be a fairly long session, so I’ll start it, and Nurse Ames will finish it up, okay!?!” Laura smiled weakly, and simply nodded her head “yes”, almost unable to speak after having her vagina fingered by the two care givers. Laura watched as Nurse Ames set up the hysteria machine and added a long thick attachment to the end of the handle, and she involuntarily moaned again at the thought of what was about to happen! Nurse Ames handed the instrument to the doctor and he began by saying, “This is a new and larger attachment, I think that you will find that it will relieve your hysteria much more efficiently than our usual model!!!” By now Laura’s vagina was dripping and gaping open in anticipation of her “treatment”! Dr. Hughes turned on the machine, and the eight inch ivory pacifier started to vibrate while he order his nurse, “Hold her open, Nurse Ames, let’s get started!!!” As was true in most cases, Laura almost instantly had the first of several shattering orgasms in her helpless vagina from the initial plunge of the pacifier! As each orgasm tore through her crotch, Nurse Ames recorded everyone of them in her notebook, even going so far as to indicate the depth and severity of each individual climax! After simulating sexual intercourse for the better part of fifteen minutes, Dr. Hughes removed the appliance and let Laura relax for a bit. “That was very good,” commented the doctor, “I have to see several other patients, but Miss Ames here will finish off the session for me, when you’re done, get dressed and make another appointment with Miss Perkins!” A second later he was out the door and gone, leaving only the two women in the small examining room.

Nurse Ames picked up Laura’s chart, wrote in a few entries, and then went over to the box of attachments and pulled out a small round ball, about the size of a large marble. She removed the long ivory attachment and replaced it with the small ball and said, “Now that we’ve taken care of your vagina we can concentrate on your clitoris, I really feel that is where most of your trouble lies, your clitoris seems to be over engorged with blood, and the only way to relieve the pressure is by manipulation!!!” Again Laura just nodded and waited for phase two of the treatment to begin. A flip of the switch and Laura heard the vibrator begin to hum, and at the same time Nurse Ames used her free hand to open Laura’s vaginal lips, exposing her hard clit to the nurse’s gaze. “My oh my,” she said softly, “you have an absolutely huge clitoris, no wonder you need so many treatments!!!” The first touch of the little ball caused Laura’s whole body to tense up, and she involuntarily cupped her breasts through her blouse. Nurse Ames expertly worked the machine over and around Laura’s bulging clit, inducing at least three more orgasms from the young woman’s vagina! When they were all through, Nurse Ames filled in the rest of Laura’s chart and remarked, “Seven orgasms today, dear, I hope that will keep you for another two weeks!!!”

After dressing, Laura stopped at Miss Perkins desk to make another appointment. “Is two weeks from today okay, Miss Edgar,” asked Miss Perkins? “Uh no,” replied Laura, “let’s make it one week!!!”

A gorgeous titty fuck

I don’t really remember how we got there or why. And it doesn’t really matter. What mattered was that she was in a hurry to get my cock out, and as soon as she got my pants open she took it in her mouth. With one hand on my ass she sucked my cock like a pro. It was fantastic. I had to make her stop after just a short time or I would have shot her mouth full of my cum. It was tempting to do so but I’d rather cum on her tits.

So I took the bottle of oil she had on her table and poured a lot of it all over her gorgeous tits. She looked at me with her horny eyes as I rubbed her tits in it. Her shiny breasts made me wanna do just one thing…

I placed my cock between them and squeezed her tits firmly around my hard manhood. Her moaning was music to my ears as I started to tittyfuck her. My pre-cum and the oil mixed on her tits. It was just plain awesome.

She pushed me down on the bed and the look on her face clearly said she wanted my cock. She moaned loudly as she let her juicy wet pussy absorb my rock hard rod. She was in control and she was working my cock faster and faster with her rhythmic movements. Her moaning turned into screams and I could feel her pussy contract around my cock. God she was awesome.

Being a man of principles I turned her around and fucked her wet pussy hard the old fashion way. When I reached my limit I pulled out and gave her all my man juices on her gorgeous rack. Her aggresive mouth sucked my cock clean with such intensity that my legs almost gave in.

Damn it was awesome. Who was she again?