Renee Richardson Takes a Load

renee richardson takes a load of cum

For some reason, this picture makes me think of the term “goo hungry slut”, but that would be impolite.

Let’s settle for horny knob goggling babe, okay?   This is a nice set from Jizzbomb that shows sexy Renee as she works over this big piece of meat, struggling like mad to take it all, and to get the guy off… and when he does, she is down there begging for the goo to land on her face cuz she loves cum on her face… you can tell by how happy she looks!

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My Wife Jen

my wife jan mastubates

I am a particular fan of amateur MILFs… there is something about watching some other guy’s wife getting off that just does it for me.  My Wife Jen is a really itneresting site, very personal, and absolutely and totally revealing.  She is one horny little mix, and she pretty much drops everything to go off and give herself a nice orgams with fingers or toys.

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Bob’s swelling was a fat padded wallet!

Well, you could sort of see this one coming from far, far away.  You may have seen ads for a product called “Enzyte”, a “natural male enhancement product“.  The wording of their commercials was awfully complex, dancing around artfully attempting to suggest that they can increase the size of your penis, all the while not saying (for obvious legal reasons).  The commercials featured “Smiling Bob” who would always end up somehow revealing his new found confidence, usually after losing his pants for some reason or another.

Well, the US federal government assets that this company wasn’t telling it’s customers enough to the truth, read the story click here

Porn on Wheels

As you know.. if you gotta have porn… you just gotta have it…. evn in the car while you are driving. :) According to the cop that pulled him over … “(The driver) told me: ‘I’m not watching it.’ Yeah, but I am,”

Hahaha too funny

DD

Weird Al White and Nerdy

Since i am white and nerdy…
and weird al is white and nerdy…
and riding dirty is viral…

well anyways shut up. I know it aint porn but enjoy it anyways, freaks.

Movie – Rubbing that hairy pussy

furry pussy girl

She began to brush her wet hair, and I could no longer resist looking at her thick double patches of hair under her armpits. It was as if I was in a trance, and when Helga looked at where I was looking, then looked at the hard on in my shorts, she understood my fetish.

Helga smiled and said, “My little American man likes my body hair…No?”

I blushed and shyly admitted that hairy woman are a weakness of mine.

She took my hand and said, “Why don’t we leave the lunch for a little later and go in your bedroom to “get used” to each other.”

I eagerly followed her into the bedroom and awkwardly awaited her instructions.

“Let’s compare bodies and see who the “hairy” champion is.

It sounded a bit strange, but I was game for whatever she had in mind. “First, lets compare feet and legs. We stood side by side, both with bare fee and put our legs out in comparison. Both of us were extremely hairy and could feel the excitement generated in our early contest.

“I’m afraid that my Yankee friend has me beat in the feet and legs contest. Now, let’s compare crotches.”

My neighbour helped me wash my car

Today I decided it was time to wash my car. Since the weather was warm and sunny I put on my bikini to enjoy the sun.
As I began the washing I noticed my neighbour coming home from work. He almost hit a parked car because he kept his head turned in my direction as he passed me. I thought this was quite funny and began to play around with the garden hose to keep his attention on me.

After he parked his car he came over and asked if I needed a hand.
The conversation quickly turned into a naughty flirt. I told him that it was nice to see a guy who could really make things soaking wet and he replied that he enjoyed seeing a woman capable of handling a really big hose.

Do you wanna help me get wet?

Afterwards I decided to take a shower and while I was washing off his cum, he came into the bathroom and told me he had plans to wash his own car next week. I was welcome to join him he said and then he kissed me goodbye and left with a smile.