Melissa Midwest’s public nudity problems

The photo to the right shows Melissa Midwest, the popular Internet star, holding her citation for public nudity. Last week she was sentenced to six months probation and 50 hours of community service for her conviction on that charge. She was facing up to eight months in jail or a $500 fine. (click photo to […]

Take My Picture

“Jake, your two thirty is here,â€? Kiki informed her boss, photographer, Jake Klein. Without looking up from the proofs he was reviewing, he replied, “Set her up in studio three, and get the lighting set up!â€? “Sure thing, boss,â€? Kiki replied, “you’re gonna enjoy this one, she’s a stunner!â€? Hearing that, he put down his viewer and said, “Well in that case, get the video camera started, after all, she said she wants to be in pictures, so let’s not disappoint her!!!â€? Ten minutes later Jake breezed into studio and three and with an extension of his hand said, “Hi, I’m Jake, and you’ve already met my assistant Kiki, and you must be Angela!!!â€? From the way her small hand was shaking, Jake could sense that Angela was really nervous about posing, and he took great pains to ease her fears! “Say,â€? he said smoothly, “you are a very beautiful woman, and these pictures are a gift for your husband!?!â€? Angela shook her head and replied, “Our tenth wedding anniversary is coming up, and I decided to give Dave, he’s my husband, some intimate photos of me as a sorta surprise!â€? “Well,â€? Jake intoned brightly, “lots of women are doing just that very thing, and just between you and me, their husbands or boy friends just love it!!!â€? “Oh, I hope so,â€? Angela opined nervously, “I so much want to make him happy!!!â€? “Whatya say we start off with a few of you in the clothes you have on now, just to get you used to being in front of the camera,â€? Jake suggested! “Uh, okay,â€? Angela answered in a relieved voice, “that’s a good idea!!!â€? “Here,â€? Kiki said, “before we start have a drink of this, it will calm your nerves, it’s just white wine!â€? Angela took the glass, drained it, and asked, “What do I do first?!?â€? (more…)

Deckchair trapped testicles

Now this one made me laugh :) :

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

source: Ananova.com

Blame it on Vodka

Last summer my wife and I went back to my hometown for my 25th year HS reunion. We got to the hotel on Friday night and my wife was horny and we had a quick fuck before heading out to meet my old friends. There were 6 couples and my wife was the hottest and didn’t mind dressing to show a little cleavage. On the way back to the hotel we went by the old theater on the edge of town and it had turned in to an x-rated movie theater. I joked with my wife about stopping in and she said sure but I kept driving.

The next day we played golf with my old friends and then went to the reunion. We figured we had enough time with my old friends and it was getting lame so we headed out. As we were leaving my wife said lets go to the x-rated movie theater and we headed out.

When we got there we paid and found a place on the side. There were 3-4 other guys there and one other couple. A good porno always turns on my wife and she was definitely feeling it and started rubbing my crotch. I undid my pants and she grabbed my cock and started stroking and sucking me. It was a turn on for both of to know others around us could see my wife sucking me off. She was stroking me fast and it did not take long and I was filling her mouth with my cum. Rather than swallowing it she put her mouth to mine and we exchanged my cum both getting a taste.

Hanna tiny tits @ Wildtarts

hanna has very tiny titsI found a new site packed with tiny titty girls! Rejoice!

Wildtarts is a really great site that has girls from all over the world. The really aim for the 18 and 19 year old girls, and some early 20’s college coed types. As a result, many of the girls on this site are exactly the types you and I like: Lithe petite girls with sexy tiny tits.

Hanna here is a a great example. She is a really hot looking girl with a nice face and really intense eyes… and the rest of her matches up to her great looks. The best thing of course is those great tiny tits, both very full and quite petite. Sexy tiny tits, that is for sure.

Click here and check out Hanna’s hot gallery.

Wildtarts has a great collection of hot tiny tits girls. Click here for Wildtarts tiny tits girls!

Crystal Klein Lesbian Action

mega babe crystal klein sucking on tits

Crystal Klein is a sexy and hot mega babe, a girl that really turns me on with her all antural body, sexy ass and lovely tiny tits.  I found this photoset of her today and thought you guys would love it!   It shows sexy Crystal and one of her friends in a fun playful sexy lesbain romp.

Nice shots of killing, licking, tit squeezing, and such… not really hardcore, but certainly dick stiffening material.

Click here and check out the Crystal Klein Lesbian Gallery!

Cheer Me Up

cheerleader pussyIt’s August already?? Where does the summer go?? Not that I mind because during the summer it seems that bikinis are the uniform of women and that leaves me out in the cold.

But in preparation of the coming back to college rush that will be here in about 2 weeks I found complete with pom-poms ready to Cheer me UP for the last weeks of summer.

I’m not sure exactly what turns me on about cheerleaders and there certainly is a lack of good pictures out on the net for uniform lovers since most of them involve 1 or 2 pictures of the uniform/costume then move right into the hard stuff like tits, ass, pussy etc.

But this particular gallery, the cheerleader is all clothed in her very vibrant green costume. Maybe what turns me on is somewhere in my memory cells I can remember Friday nights bonfire with all the cheerleaders cavorting around in their brief costumes, turning cartwheels so we could catch a glimpse of their tights and at some point one of them must have looked at me directly in the eyes and I was hooked.

Simpler time, Simpler place, and good memories.